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(EPISODE FOURTEEN, "IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I'VE SEEN YOU")
Sexy actresses all over the place!
Go home, FIVE!
Go home!
So, we have five beautiful actresses here with us today.
Five?
You're not wearing a Gunpla, are you?
I'm not wearing a Gunpla.
Are you a group of five?
A group of five?
We're not a group of five.
We're guests.
One by one.
We have wonderful guests with us today. Thank you for coming.
Thank you for having me!
Don't you want to eat some new gum?
What's that?
It's from the Wilson team.
It's old.
It's from the middle of the show.
It's there.
It's 350 million yen, right?
350 million.
Don't you want to eat some new gum?
I don't want to eat it.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for having me.
If you have questions, we can cheer you up.
That's right.
We can cheer you up anywhere.
I'm a little worried about what you're going to do.
I'm not worried about anything.
To be honest, I don't want to cause any trouble.
Huh? Why?
Don't ask me why!
You don't want me to cause any trouble?
Of course not.
I'll give you a classic answer for this kind of situation.
Look it up on the internet!
Don't look me in the eye and talk to me.
Why?
Because you're a criminal.
Did you cry?
No, you're wrong!
Five sexy actresses will be gathered here today.
Among them, they will be chosen as the top five actresses.
If we can rank them, it will be one million yen.
Really?
One million yen.
What are we going to do about it?
Are we going to cooperate with Fujiwara?
Let's have fun!
Let's work together and have fun!
So, we have five wonderful actresses here with us today.
Can you introduce yourselves one by one?
Can you do it for me?
Which way are you going?
Oh, well...
I'm going this way.
Why?!
You're not getting anything!
Are you a dolphin?!
A dolphin?!
That's amazing.
What do you mean?
Dolphin.
What do you mean?
What are you doing? Are you a comedian?
Dolphin?!
Dolphin and dolphin are related.
It's small! Have you seen a dolphin show?
Dolphin.
Dolphin is small.
It's a thin dolphin.
A thin dolphin.
A thin dolphin. A skinny dolphin.
No, I mean, it's an example!
Have you seen a dolphin? It's big and fat.
It's like this.
It's like this. It's like a gun.
It doesn't fit. It doesn't fit.
It's obvious it doesn't fit, but it doesn't fit.
Dolphin!
What are you doing?!
What is this?!
It doesn't fit!
There are people who don't laugh at all.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
Generation gap.
It's terrible.
There are people who don't laugh at all, so you have to be careful.
Don't you think everyone will fall for you?
Yes, yes, yes.
That's right, that's right.
That's why you were born.
Yes, yes, yes.
Only a core part of you will fall for me.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Can you introduce yourself?
Can you face the camera?
My name is Sakura Tsukishima.
I'm 31 years old.
What?!
31 years old?!
I'm 31 years old.
You can't see me, can you?
I can't see you.
I can't see you at all.
How many people can you see?
Go ahead.
Two years old.
Wow!
It's not a bug, it's a bug.
You can't come anymore.
Pon-kya!
You can't say "on-kya" either.
Pon-kya!
Pon-pon!
Opa-choo-choo-choo!
Choo-choo!
Opa-choo-choo-choo!
Ron-ron-ron!
Beach!
Uh-oh!
I give up.
Yes, yes.
Laugh!
There's no reason for you to laugh!
This is the fun reaction of the world!
Yes, yes.
This is the fun reaction of the world!
What?
What do you mean "what"?
Do what you like, okay?
Yes.
It's okay to back out, but you have to do it properly.
Yes.
Agari-chan, I'm sorry.
For what?
No, you're my senior.
Hey, you're making me angry.
I'm sorry.
Stop apologizing like you do in Shimura Prefecture.
In Shimura Prefecture.
You're the only one like that.
I don't want you to correct me.
I'm already ruined.
That's...
What?
Hey, you're ruined.
You're ruined?
No, it's not about people.
Let's move on.
Country?
Country.
There are four of us.
Yes, yes.
Then, second person, please.
Yes.
Don't you want to eat new candy?
Inamori milk.
Nice.
I'm excited.
Inamori.
Yes.
She already took it in.
I'm 19 years old now.
What?
What? Really?
19 years old?
What?
No way.
It would be more interesting if you put it on.
It's completely different.
What?
It's completely different.
You have to put it on.
I'm listening.
It's tangled here now.
I'm sorry.
What? You're not 19 years old?
I'm 19 years old, so it's okay.
It's a little tangled now.
The new gum earlier.
Gum?
No, candy.
I'll make it candy.
Put it on more.
You made the gum candy.
What?
Don't say "shay"!
You...
No, I didn't say "shay"!
I don't know "shay" anymore!
What do you do with it?
Do you do a dokiban?
Let's be nice!
Inamori, you're 19 years old?
Yes, I'm 19 years old.
A big lie, a big lie.
It's not a lie, is it?
There's a clear line behind you.
First of all, it's your turn.
What?
What about me?
Really?
36.
36?
I'm 19 years old.
Can I check you a little?
It's not a weird check.
What?
Is it smudged?
No, it's white.
Hurry up!
36, is it coming out?
No, it's not coming out.
It's not coming out.
You're struggling.
Are you struggling?
I don't like it when you say that!
Inamori, thank you.
Thank you.
Number three, please.
Okay.
Hi, I'm Kyoko Maki. I'm 34 years old. Nice to meet you.
Wow, Kyoko Maki. You look mature and cool.
But you two look similar. Is that why you're Maki?
Yes, that's why.
Oh, I see. That's what I thought.
Okay, number four, please.
I'm 21 years old. Nice to meet you.
Yuno-chan.
Yuno-chan, you're big.
All of a sudden?
You shouldn't say that.
Yuno-chan, you definitely grew up with breast milk.
You grew up with breast milk from a mother with a lot of nutrition.
Everyone, this is your own limit.
Oh, is that right? Did you grow up with breast milk?
I think my boobs are bigger than my height.
Oh, that's good.
Are you short? Can I stand up and see?
I'm short. Yes, I'm short.
Oh, but you're just about right.
What do you mean, "just about right"?
Do you have thick neckties?
Oh, I take them off once in a while.
You take them off and wear thick neckties?
Do you have thick neckties?
I don't know what you're talking about.
The one you cut off.
How tall are you?
I'm 153 centimeters.
Oh, you're 153 centimeters.
But that makes you 151 centimeters taller than Tsukishima-san, right?
Yes.
You're smaller, aren't you?
You're smaller today.
Oh, but your calves are pretty big.
Your calves are pretty big.
My legs were long.
Okay, number five, please.
I'm 20 years old.
You're young.
You're pretty tall.
I like the way you sit down with your toes pointed up.
I like it.
I'm not sure if you're holding yourself back or not.
Compared to others, you're more general.
I guess that's how you do it.
The ordinary people.
That's right.
Don't call me "ordinary people."
Sexy...sexy, right?
Sexy video.
Sexy video?
Yeah.
Sexy video.
Oh, now you say "sexy."
Yeah.
Sexy.
Not "omebide"? "Omebide"?
No matter what era says... "Omebide"?
"Omebide"? "Omecobideo"?
That's the only thing that's shown.
"Omebide" is... "Omebide" is...
Does it mean that it's not better if it's popular?
I think so. The more popular it is, the more likely it is to be released.
I think that's one of the factors.
But isn't there something you don't want to release because it's popular?
Oh, you mean choosing?
Yeah.
Let me ask you a question about that.
Oh, yeah.
Are you okay with shit?
Don't say "skatoro"!
You said "skatoro" at that time.
How about "kusokurai"?
"Kusokurai"?
How about "hitomae kusodashi" and "hitomae kusokurai"?
How about "shonnomi"?
"shonnomi"?
"shonnomi" and "shonnomi"?
"shonnomi" and "shonnomi" and "kusokurai"?
"shonnomi".
I don't like "shonnomi".
Oh, you don't like "shonnomi"?
Oh, my!
That's strong.
Can people drink "shonnomi"?
Yes, they can.
Wow!
That's amazing!
Who of you three would like to drink "shonnomi"?
Not at all.
Not at all?
I had a dream of doing a "kamehameha" and "gyarikuho" of "shonnomi" and "shonnomi".
In the future.
I don't know about that.
"kamehameha" and "gyarikuho" of "shonnomi" and "shonnomi".
In a clash?
In a clash.
"shonnomi" and "shonnomi".
In the same place.
What will happen?
There is no "kamehameha".
What?
"kamehameha".
There is no "kamehameha".
There is no "kamehameha" that falls so slowly like this.
Who would like to see you fall like this in front of an audience?
Or like this when you catch your breath.
Or like this.
I wanted to do it.
It doesn't look like it.
That may be the secret of your popularity.
You have a common image like this, but you can drink "shonbe".
I'm interested in girls who can drink "shonbe".
There are many people who like that kind of genre.
There are.
You said you can drink "shonbe", didn't you?
I can drink "shonbe".
You are like a queen.
You should drink "shonbe" when you have time.
Have you ever made a woman drink "shonbe"?
I see.
Drinking may be love for anyone, but making a woman drink "shonbe" may be love for anyone, right?
Do you get excited when you make a woman drink "shonbe"?
Yes, I do.
How excited do you get?
I get excited because I think she will be happy.
So you don't get excited if you don't make a woman happy.
But you don't get excited if you don't like it.
But I don't mind.
You don't like it if you make a woman drink "shonbe", right?
Many actors are "m"s.
They are happy to drink "shonbe".
I want to drink "shonbe".
I once made a woman drink "shonbe"...
You are talking about something great.
I am talking about something great now.
I once made a woman drink "shonbe".
I didn't like it.
What did you do?
Did you bathe in "shonbe"?
Yes, I did.
I didn't like it.
It smelled bad.
Did you make a woman drink "shonbe"?
I am from Osaka.
You are talking about something great.
It's a big problem.
Why is it a big problem?
Who will sell "shonbe" if there is no actor who made a woman drink "shonbe"?
Is there such a thing?
There is no such thing!
We have received many questions.
Could you tell us about your work in detail?
That's good.
The title is "what I want to do most".
Do you want to see my cutest part?
No, not like that.
Fruit zipper?
Come on!
What do you want to do?
I want to do what I really want to do with you.
I want you to make full use of me.
Isn't it normal to make full use of you?
You make full use of me a lot.
As a sexy video, isn't that basic?
You want me to make full use of you?
I was told not to do it and I was punished.
How many times did you say "no" in that video?
I can't count.
How many times?
About 100 times?
100?!
More than one minute.
Ah!
That's how hard it is.
Yes, yes.
What are you doing when you're crouching?
After you say "ah!", you're done.
You're done.
You're a man.
You're a woman.
You're a man waiting for you.
No, no, I'm not.
What are you doing when you're crouching?
I'm walking and I'm like "ah!".
You're tired.
I'm tired.
I'm standing up and I'm like "ah!".
I'm tired.
I think it's about that pace.
You're very excited today.
You're a woman.
Is it always like this?
Mr. Shishito Kokurou.
You're very excited.
I'm excited.
It's a lot of fun.
Shall we ask the second person?
Ms. Inamori.
Yes.
I can't say your name.
Why?
You're called "Rei's AV".
"Rei's"?
"Rei's".
I'm involved in politics.
You're involved in politics?
Politics?
What do you mean?
What kind of politics? What does it have to do with it?
What does it have to do with it?
There's a famous thing about general people.
It's a bit like parody.
It's like a parody.
I see, I see.
It's like a little bit of politics.
That's right, that's right.
I've been in the monthly ranking and weekly ranking for fans.
First place all the time.
First place?
First place all the time.
You've been involved in politics a lot.
Yes, I've been selling a lot and selling well.
But I was scolded by a feminist and I stopped selling.
You were scolded.
It's a problem.
You're involved in politics quite deeply.
It's a problem.
I heard about that era.
Politics and adults.
I think that era is coming.
What era?
It's like a mixture.
I've heard about it.
Reggae and...
Reggae and what?
Reggae and rock.
It's like a mixture era.
You should settle down properly.
I've settled down a lot.
You should.
You've failed.
I've stood up a lot.
What?
I'm sorry.
Third place.
Succubus VR.
VR.
VR, right?
Succubus.
What is it?
It's like eating dreams and sucking the genitals.
It's like sucking a man's genitals.
I've heard of it.
It's like growing a horn.
Yes, it's like that.
It's like another make-up.
You put your ears on it and paint your arms.
You put a tattoo sticker on it.
You become a succubus and...
you're the first one who's fat.
I lose weight until I lose weight.
Really? You really lost weight?
There's no way you really lost weight!
Then you're a real devil!
If you really think you lost weight...
I actually lose weight in the video.
Wow!
You lose weight in the video?
Of course!
In VR?
That's...
You know...
Similar people?
There are three people who are similar to me.
There are three people who are similar to me and three people who are similar to me.
And I'm losing weight little by little.
You don't really show your teeth.
I see.
Of course!
It's funny!
If you really lose weight, it's funny.
What are you talking about? It's true!
You're a real succubus!
A succubus?
Yes.
Then...
Asahi and Yuno of Yokiverse.
To put it simply...
It's a guild story game.
A guild?
Wow!
It's funny!
A guild?
A guild is placed on top of a chair?
There are various patterns.
At first, the guild is placed under the carpet.
It's drawn like this.
It's drawn like this?
It's drawn like this.
Does it fit?
It doesn't fit.
It's not a wood block.
What?
Don't think it fits!
Who would do that?
A guild...
A guild fits like this.
It should fit.
A guild fits like this.
Hey, you...
No, it doesn't fit!
It's going up.
What is that?
Hey!
What?
Is there a wild guild or something like that?
There is a wild guild, right?
It's a guild from Earth.
A guild from Earth.
It's growing from Earth.
A guild doesn't grow from Earth!
It looks really big.
There is no farm either.
Most of the guilds are farmed.
It's not a farm.
Most of them are made by humans.
It's an Earth invasion.
Right? There is none of that.
What about the one with a lot of that?
There is a lot of it.
At first, a bucket is placed on top of it like this.
Is it hidden?
Yes.
It's hidden, isn't it?
Well, the rules are the same there. It's like a regular history game.
The music starts and we all spin around.
We spin around and the moment we stop, we have to do it over and over again.
The one who opens it is your guild.
My guild.
It's funny.
It's funny. It's a great project, isn't it?
It's a great game.
It's "The Owl", isn't it? "The Owl".
Don't say that!
That's for juniors.
No, it's for juniors.
No, it's not for juniors.
It's not for juniors.
"The Owl" is...
It's a card like "Natsuki Yataga".
No, it's not.
It's for juniors.
What do you mean, "it's for juniors"?
It's a one-on-one match.
Yes, it's a one-on-one match.
What did you play? What kind of guild was it?
There are three kinds of guilds.
There's a normal level that ordinary people can join.
And there's a little bit of "evo".
Ah, "evo".
It's like, "is it a little hard to join?"
And at the end, there's a huge one.
Huge?
How big is it?
It's pretty big.
It's huge!
Wow.
How big is it?
It's about my size.
Ah, I see.
Don't get cocky.
You're like this, aren't you?
No, it's not like that.
It's like, you know...
Come on out, you weirdo!
It's tiny!
When you always talk like this, you know...
Stop boasting, will you?
No, it's really big.
It's tiny.
It's really, really big.
It's tiny, it's tiny.
I'll tell you later. It's big.
Don't underestimate me.
It's like the size of a TV remote control power supply.
Who says it's tiny?!
It's like, you know...
It's like a red power supply.
A red power supply?
It's like, you know...
It's that big.
It's that big, you know?
Yeah...
It's like the one you have in your bag, right?
No, it's not like that.
You have a build in your bag?
Yeah, and a wallet.
Wallet?
Scary.
Why?
Long ago...
In your bag?
Before you got married, right?
Before you got married...
It's definitely not like that.
Before you got married, you had it in your bag.
You had it in your bag?
Wonderful. Thank you.
Then, number 5, Kagaya Kanoko-chan.
I found Maiko-san's AV debut in Kyoto.
Maiko-san did it.
She looks like Maiko-san.
She looks like her.
It's not true, right? Maiko-san didn't really do it, right?
Really...
She did it.
Is she from Kyoto?
Yes.
Where in Kyoto is she from?
She was born in Fushimi.
Fushimi?
Yes, Fushimi.
She looks like a hero.
She is from Fushimi.
What?
Yodo.
What? Yodo?
You don't know Yodo?
No, I know Kyoto Keiba-chan's Yodo.
Why don't you know Yodo?
It's famous in Yodo.
Fujimon's grandma is...
I'm not a grandma.
My grandma is blind.
Fujimon's grandma is...
You're close.
Your grandma is...
Who is my grandma?
Your grandma is...
Your grandma is dead.
She's dead, but she's on top of a grave.
What are you saying?
Are you looking at me?
What are you saying?
Are you looking at me?
Are you a fool?
Are there any fools in the world?
There are no fools.
They're all fools.
Your grandma is...
My grandma is not my grandma.
Your grandma is not my grandma.
Your grandma is dead.
I'm not interested in black banger.
Your grandma is eating chazuke in Sukiyaki restaurant.
I'm lonely.
It's the era of boys and girls.
I see.
Chazuke.
I'm sorry.
Can you listen to me?
Is she really blind?
Is there any way to find out if she's blind in Kyoto?
Can you do it for me?
How old were you when you did it?
I started dancing when I was 15 years old.
I see.
You practiced dancing, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
Like this, right?
Yes, I did.
How about you?
I haven't done it for a long time.
Have a seat for a moment.
She asked you to dance for her.
She asked you to do it for her.
I did it for her.
It's like a kimono.
That's why I did it for her.
What did you say?
You did it for her, didn't you?
Did you?
I'm sorry for that.
Could you dance for me?
I was dancing for her.
Could you dance for me?
Mayuko dances for me.
Like Yoshihara fire?
Like that?
Yes, like that.
Did you have a dance set?
I borrowed it from a mansion.
- I'm sorry. - Please, I'm sorry.
Get the hell out of here!
You should go home!
You should go home, you idiot!
You should go home, I don't need you!
You think you can become a J-Call?
Let's talk about it as a group of three.
You're full of people who can't talk!
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - Please, go ahead.
Please go ahead.
Good morning!
She's so normal.
I'm sorry, miss.
Anyone can do it, right?
Anyone can do it!
Anyone can do it.
Is there a set number of seconds?
Is there a pace you have to keep up with, like one second per step?
Go home, you!
That was low.
No, it's not!
That was low, that was low.
You wanted to do it?!
Not me!
You wanted to do it?!
What is this?!
You wanted to do it?!
Get it out of you.
You wanted to do it? Tell me you wanted to do it.
No, I don't think you're supposed to say that!
Do it, do it, do it, do it.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
- How is it? - First, slowly, slowly.
- Slowly, slowly. - Don't leave it.
- Yes, yes, yes. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Two, three, two... - Oh!
- It's a huge failure!
- Everyone, can we hear "um" from "yin" and "mou" from "nu"?
- Yes. - "Um" or "nu"?
- No, you listen to it. - "Um"?
- "Nu"? "Um"? - "Um"? "Um"?
- "Um"? - "Um"? "Um", "um" it is.
- Does it make sense to listen to it? - It does.
- It does, it does. - Yes.
- Then, number two... - No, no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- Why are you listening to "um" and "mou" from "yin" and "mou" from "nu"?
- It's about "eat", "eat", "eat", you know.
- You say amazing things, you know. - Will you take it back later?
- Yes. - Will you take it back? - Later, when you take it off, you know the one with white fur?
- Yes, yes, yes. - I'll transfer it here.
- Oh, oh, oh. - I'll go back anytime.
- Are you a warrior or what?!
- You're not a soldier! You're not supposed to be a soldier!
- You're not supposed to eat a "mange" with "yin" on it!
- Don't call it "mange"! - Don't call it "mange"!
- "Mange"! - Don't call it "mange" for sure.
- You're not supposed to say anything. - Call it "mangi".
- Why do you have to say "mangi"?!
- There's more "mangi" than "mangi". - What's with that Pokemon-like name of yours?!
- You said "manki" in Pokemon!
- You monkey!
- It's not "mangi"!
- Then, number two, "um" is? - Yes.
- "Um", "um". - "Um", yes, yes, yes.
- It's common, you know. - Surprisingly.
- I thought that everyone had been doing that recently.
- Then, number three, "mangi" - Yes.
- "Um" is. - "Um", oh! - Does everyone have "um"?!
- It's "um".
- Then, number four.
- "Um". - "Um"?
- "Um". - She's really interested in it.
- What about you, Kano-chan? - "Um".
- "Um"? - Everyone says "um"?!
OK! We can play a game with this!
Take off one each from the little lady's bed.
- And... - And what do we do?
- Can you put one here? - Put one here.
- Because it's white, right? - Yeah.
So, I'll put one of mine off, right?
No way! No way! It stinks!
It's a little person!
You...
- You put one off and it stinks?! - It all stinks!
But what do we do?! It doesn't have a name!
Fujimon's or Sexy-san's? I don't know! What do we do?!
- No, but... - But we'll choose it!
- We'll choose it?! - Yeah.
Well, we'll save it to some extent...
- It'll grow out, right? - It'll grow out.
- It'll grow out, right? - Yeah, yeah.
We'll remove it with a microscope and show it to the end...
- And we'll put it away! - Why?!
- Why?!
- No way! - No way!
- I don't like that! - I don't like that!
Have you gone insane?!
- No way! - No way!
- Don't you like microscopes? - I don't like microscopes!
- You don't like being looked at with a microscope?! - I don't like microscopes...
Which is better, with or without one eye?!
- What?! - One eye?!
One eye and microscopes?!
- With one eye, and without one eye?! - I don't like either of them, either of which, really...
Oh, you don't like it?!
- Yeah, I just don't like it when they stare at me! - Oh, I see, I'm supposed to not care?!
I mean, you guys!
You are sexy actresses and you seem to think that anything will work, don't you think it's kind of rude?!
- Oh, I see. - Am I wrong?
Yes, you are.
I was protecting you!
I was telling you to be on your side!
I'm embarrassed!
I haven't seen my own conspiracy, so I'd like to see it under a microscope.
Is there anyone else who wants me to do that?
If you could raise your hand.
It's okay with my own opinion.
What's with that question?
Who wants you to see your own conspiracy under a microscope?
I want you to see if I'm in good spirits.
Are you in good spirits?
OK, I got it.
Let's see it later.
You're impossible, aren't you?
What's impossible?
It's obvious.
Why do you want me to see my own conspiracy under a microscope?
If you say you're in good spirits, you have to see it yourself.
You're insane!
What do you mean?
If you see a conspiracy under a microscope and get excited, you're insane!
You're insane!
You're saying you'll eat it.
I will eat it!
How will you eat it?
You're making me say unnecessary things.
Even though you already ate three bags of it.
I didn't eat it! I didn't eat it!
I didn't eat it!
I just ate it.
Why do you insist on that conspiracy?
Were you saved by a conspiracy in the past?
Yes, I was.
You were saved?
Yes.
By life?
When I was a kid and I was running on a cliff on a tricycle, I was about to fall and a thin branch of a tree hit me.
I was about to break and a thin branch of a tree hit me and I was saved by that conspiracy.
The story unfolded in a weird way.
A white-haired man came up to me with wings and turned into a white pigeon.
That's disgusting!
I'm serious.
That can't be true!
A white pigeon.
Why do you have wings now?
It's fluffy and slow.
It's not a fantasy.
It's not a fantasy at all.
As soon as the wings came out, the branch fell off.
What the hell is that?
It looks like an ero-red bull.
That's an ero-red bull, isn't it?
You don't give away your wings, do you?
You don't give away your conspiracy's wings, do you?
Oh, let me ask you for a reason.
Oh, well...
You became a tax accountant.
Yeah, I did.
Yeah.
But isn't it a little too much?
I don't know why you do it like that.
Who said that?
What?
Who said that?
You have a poor family and you're poor?
No, no, I didn't say that. I feel bad about it.
I just want money.
You don't have to do that.
Yeah.
That's right.
That's how it is when you become a comedian.
No, I mean, you have that character, too.
Why do you say that all of a sudden?
I'm sorry for saying that.
That's weird.
I told you to go home.
What did you say?
You're so stubborn.
Why didn't you become a comedian?
Why didn't you?
Why do you ask that?
You don't have to do anything about it because you became a comedian all of a sudden.
You're a comedian, too.
Share.
Share?
It's not "share."
What's "share?"
What's "comedy, share?"
Share.
No!
I'll suck it up for you.
Suck it up?
You don't eat pasta, do you?
Fried pasta.
You don't eat fried pasta, do you?
With salt.
It's good with salt.
Do you put salt in mangoes, too?
Can't you eat it?
It's a little long.
Isn't it too big?
It's a little long.
Can't you eat it at all?
I was wondering if you could eat it, so I pulled it out for you.
I'm sorry.
Just for the occasion...
Yes.
Sakura-chan.
Yes.
Children's 17 Live.
Oh!
It's a live.
Yes.
My father is pretty big.
Yes.
He's twice as big as me.
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
Oh!
The fans who support us...
Oh, in the comments...
I think we'll be able to take better action from now on.
I want you all to know more about us.
I've always loved ecchi.
Oh!
Oh, I see.
It was hard for me.
Oh!
By the way...
I have an important question for you.
You earned a lot of money as a driver, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
And you have a sexy body.
Which one do you want to earn the most?
Well...
I want to earn as much as Tonton compared to Kento.
Tonton?
Tonton!
But I think Kento is better than me.
Tonton...
So, what is "just in front of you"?
Just in front of you...
Let me stay with you.
You are really...
What is "just in front of you"?
It's like "almost water", isn't it?
It's like "almost colorless and transparent", isn't it?
It's like "almost ammonia", isn't it?
On the contrary, I think it's "almost poop".
No, it's not.
Actually, I used to be an idol or a gladiator.
But now I have a stage and a TV corner.
So, I thought I had done it all.
So, you thought you had done it all.
Yes.
I thought I had done my best.
You went up one level, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
Okay, next.
Maki, please.
Okay, Maki, please.
I used to work for a completely different company.
It was quite a black company.
And when I wanted to do something else, I had an acquaintance in this industry.
When I was drinking with him, he said, "I think you can do it at all in this industry."
"I think you can do it at all," he said, and I was a little interested in it.
It's a pretty flat feeling, isn't it?
It's not an introduction, it's a question, and I'm a little interested in it.
So it doesn't feel heavy now, does it?
No, it's the opposite of what it is now.
It's a little old, isn't it? People who started for that reason.
- Then, number four. - Yuru-chan.
I watched a movie called "All Directors" that became a hot topic on Netflix for a while.
I watched all of it in one or two, but I was most interested in it because it was the best movie I'd ever seen.
This is a big drawback, isn't it?
- You know how weak she is, don't you? - It's recent, isn't it?
- No, no, it doesn't matter.
- That being said... - That being said...
- Then, number five, Maiko-chan, Kanako-chan. - Yes.
I've been interested in this industry for a long time, and I thought I'd like to do it someday.
- How old were you interested in it? - But really...
- I was interested in it when I was in elementary school and junior high school. - What?!
- That's fast! - Wow!
- Which instruments? - Which instruments?!
- Instruments are fine, aren't they? One, two, three, four... Are there any? - Of course there are!
- No, what are you talking about?! - There are some instruments for summer vacation...
- Ah, for summer vacation... - Ah, that's right!
- I've heard of it for summer vacation. - That's right, that's right!
- I don't remember the date... - Ah, you don't remember it, I'm sorry.
- I was in second place when I was in second grade. - Second place in elementary school?!
- That's fast! - That's amazing! - That's really fast!
- But, you know, even when you were in elementary school, you watched sexy videos like that, didn't you?
- That's right, that's right. - What?!
- Your father's?! - No!
- Well, it was popular in my hometown... - What?!
- What kind of genre is that?! - That's crazy! It's Brazil!
That's Brazil!
Beans and stuff are good.
Coffee and beans are good, but don't say that.
Green, right?
Is there only this kind of NG?
Ah, I definitely don't like this.
But there are three types of NG.
Three types? What are they?
Hard, anal, and hard SM.
Ah, hard SM.
Most of them say no, right?
Yeah, most of them say no.
Can you do anal, everyone?
Can you do anal?
If you can do it, raise your hand.
That's amazing!
What did you say?
That's the most like it.
Are you in the top?
I'm in the top.
Are you in the top?
You raised your hand like you were going to say something crazy.
What does that mean?
You look like you're from Kanagawa Prefecture.
No, you're in the top, Kagawa-san.
I'm 20 years old!
I see...
But there are some that come out in a short period of time.
There are a lot of them.
What about those who can't do hard SM?
Ah, you can do hard SM?
You can do all of them?
Are you in the top?
You can do all of them?
How many years have you been doing this?
One year.
That's a lot of time.
Can you measure your age?
There are some people who have matured.
There are some people who are in their mid-30s and are debuting for the first time.
If you debut in the morning and wake up in the evening, you won't have many fans, right?
If you ask me how many years I've been doing this, I'll say a lot of fans.
I know.
It's natural.
Does that have anything to do with it?
It's natural!
It's a must.
I don't know when I'll lose my temper.
It's a must.
I had a lot of fun.
I think you're in the top.
But I'll lose my temper again.
By the way, don't you have an image of your teacher?
I'm at least first place.
Kagawa is second place.
Tsukishima-san and Inamori-san and Asahi-san are about the same, I think.
Kagawa-chan, are you sure? You're young.
You're young, too.
But you're talking about a genre that doesn't work like this.
Then should I sign it?
You're right.
Second place, second place...
Which one do you think it is?
By the way, which one do you think it is?
Sakura-chan or Miyu-chan?
Ah, yes, yes, yes...
Miyu-chan is quite...
Quite...
Yes, she is.
But she's 36 years old, right?
Yes, she is.
But if you think the era of gravure is long, the era of AV may be a little short.
What do you think? You don't know, do you?
Then Tsukishima-san, Tsukishima-san...
What do you think?
Well, I'm not good at giving hints, so it's difficult for me.
But you're trying hard.
Who do you want third place for?
So you want Miyu-chan?
No, no, Kaneko-chan.
Do you want Miyu-chan? I don't know, but...
Do you want Miyu-chan?
Well, she's 21 years old, so it's difficult for me.
Ah, but do you want Miyu-chan?
Yes, she's got 48 of them.
Then I'll go with this one.
Yes.
Miyu-chan's got 48 of them, so Miyu-chan's...
No, no, no...
Eh? 48 of them?
Ah, ah, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry...
Sorry, sorry, sorry...
And the last two people...
Please think about it together.
Think about it together.
No, I'll go with this one.
Then...
No, I...
Ah, is it this one?
Is it this one?
Yes, it is.
Miyu...
Miyu... Miyu-chan, right?
Let's go with Miyu-chan.
Ah, yes...
Miyu-chan.
Yes.
Ah, you're going with Miyu-chan, right?
Yes.
Miyu-chan's also...
I see...
Then it's fine.
Kaga... Kaga-chan.
Let's go with Kaga-chan.
Kaga-chan.
Well, she's young, right?
Yes.
But, I see, I see...
She's had a lot of experiences, right?
Yes.
Then your choice is Inamori-san.
Yes.
This is boring!
Hahaha!
I can't be guided!
Hahaha!
Well, please announce it!
Here it is!
1.Maki-san
2.Tsukishima-san
3.Asahi
4.Kagawa
5.Inamori
Are you confident?
Yes, I am!
I don't think 1st place will be easy.
It won't be easy!
Then, shall we announce 1st place?
Yes!
Then, 1st place, please stand up!
(singing)
It's a random song.
Who is it?
See? I knew it.
By the way, what's the number of songs?
About 1,000.
1,000?!
That's amazing.
1,000 songs?!
It's more than 1,000 songs in the 14 years of AV history.
1,000 songs...
And you like cameras.
What are you saying?
That's the first thing you say.
You're not serious.
Thank you very much.
- Ah, ah, ah! - Where did you get it?
Yes, please take it!
- Huh? - Huh?
Huh?
Yeah!
And so we have it here.
Sakura, what is the total?
80...
- 100? - 100 yen per kilo.
But it's a lot of money.
It's about 1,000 to 1,000.
But it's been a long time.
- How many years did you do it for? - Four years and two months.
80 copies in 4 years.
So, about 20 copies in 1 month?
Then, about 20 copies in 1 year.
He is really stupid.
If it's 20 copies in 1 month, it's really hard.
He is really stupid.
No, it's my consideration.
It's my consideration.
It's your consideration.
I'm not stupid.
Next.
Are you ready?
It's Yuno.
Yuno.
It's Yuno.
Which one is it?
What do you mean?
Why don't you remember?
Hey!
Do it properly!
You can't do it!
The angle is...
Do it properly. It's okay. It's totally okay.
Okay, boys and girls, go ahead!
Yes.
So, what's the number?
It's 48.
What's more, I'm surprised.
How many years have you been doing this?
One year.
One year?
One year.
That's why it's calculated that you can't get 48 in one year.
That's amazing.
You don't have to say it.
It's not something you should say.
Sinbi is a buyer.
Say it first!
Isn't there another one?
What?
There is.
There are two more.
Okay, let's get started.
Who is ready?
Please stand up.
Yes.
Which one?
Yes.
Come!
Yes.
Which one?
Yes.
What?
Okay, thank you for coming.
Thank you for coming.
What's that?
What's what?
Just do it! I told you!
Which one?
I don't know.
I'm...
It's weird.
It's weird to give hints.
You really guided me.
You guided me.
I didn't guide you.
What? You want me to guess?
Or you want me to guess wrong?
Which one?
I wanted you to guess.
If you are guiding me like that, then don't guide me like you are guiding Aoi.
That's mean, Aoi!
Aiya!
I'll tell you quickly.
This is a discussion special.
I am Shishiko Hasoki.
Shishiko Hasoki.
Non-getters.
Non-getters. I am a panda.
Panda.
Wait, wait, wait.
Um...
Can you tell me your fortune?
Fortune?
I will tell you my fortune seriously.
There are good and bad.
CUT IT OUT!!!!
It is itchy! Itchy! Itchy! Itchy! Itchy! I'm ticklish,
isn't it? It is ticklish and itchy. It is itchy! Yes it is!
You asked for it! You asked for it!
What do you want me to do?!
It's itchy! Itchy! Itchy! Itchy!
Translated? Translated? Translated?